Churches have evolved over the years and are using different tactics to catch people’s attention. They are blending humor with truth to stand out in a new digital world. Here are 30 of the most popular signs that churches have actually used to spread some truth and bring a smile.
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1) Need a lifeguard? Ours walks on water.
2) Mosquitos even know there is power in the blood.
3) Adam & Eve: The first people not to read the apple terms & conditions.
4) What happens in Vegas is forgiven here.
5) The fact that there’s a highway to hell and only a stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
6) Be ye fishers of men. You catch ’em, he’ll clean ’em.
7) Church parking only. All violators will be baptized.
8) We’re not Dairy Queen but we still have great Sundays!
9) Cars aren’t the only thing recalled by their maker.
10) Forecast for tomorrow: God reigns & the son shines.
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11) Bring your sin to the alter and drop it like it’s hot.
12) Wash your hands, say your prayers because Jesus & germs are everywhere.
13) The only ghost around here is holy.
14) Sign broken – get message inside.
15) Honk if you love Jesus! Text while driving if you want to meet him sooner!
16) A long time ago in a Galilee far, far away…..
17) We were dunkin’ long before those donut people.
18) The King lives and we don’t mean Elvis.
19) Eternity: Smoking or nonsmoking?
20) God wants spiritual fruits not religious nuts.
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21) Live your life well so that we don’t have to lie at your funeral.
22) Hunger games? We have the bread of life.
23) Life on a rocky road? Try Sunday school.
24) We are a Facebook church: we seek his face and read his book.
25) Just love everyone. I’ll sort ’em out later. ~God
26) With all this rain we need an ark. Fear not! I Noah guy.
27) Whoever stole our AC units, keep one – it’s hot where you’re going.
28) Bring your spiritual marshmallows because our preacher is on fire!
29) Lord help us be the people our dogs think we are.
30) How do we make holy water? We boil the Hell out of it.
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These 30 popular church signs seem to cover most of our every day life which is what makes them so popular. If you have one that you would like to share, leave it in the comment box below. Don’t forget to sign up for my weekly email and as always have a blessed day!
P.S. ~ Here is a bonus sign that is one of my favorites:
I always love reading church signs, especially the creative ones . These are great!
They always say…there is a little truth to all jokes.